15 things more likely than a full day of sunshine in Vancouver.
1. The discovery of actual science in Scientology.
2 Ralph Nader, POTUS.
3. Independent musicians discover shampoo
4. Heat rash: The New Tan
5. McDonalds and Starbucks compete for slogan: “Cheaper than gas!”
6. Baseball players without itchy parts
7. Blogging: Olympic Demonstration Sport Vancouver 2010
8. Tequila Altoids
9. Oprah Winfrey: “Don’t put my name on that one…”
10. Global Warming offset by overproduction of Ben and Jerry’s
11. You aren’t turning into your mom
12. Meg Fowler: “Oooh, this is too salty.”
13. Everyone looks good in skinny jeans
14. Spiders, clowns, butterflies, bees rendered extinct
15. Pope refers to nuns as “ma bitchez”
