1. The mafia
2. Columbia House
3. Amway
4. Email forward chains
5. Facebook friend requests from relatives
6. AMC Gremlins
7. Mall parking lots
8. Sleeping bags
9. Cell phone contracts
10. Waterbeds
11. Jury duty
12. “Slimming” underwear
13. Revolving doors
14. Relationships with people who cry
15. Dodge
Category Archives: really not a super crucial topic
only two m & m colors will do, and can someone pre-crack the candy shell in advance? dentist’s orders!
Many celebrities have them.
They are frequently ridiculous, often expensive, and in some cases?
Now, I’m not a celebrity or anything remotely LIKE a celebrity or even on the CUSP of celebrity, but I was thinking today… if I had a rider, what would be on it?
What kind of random things would I think to include?
Would I have specific settings for the thermostat? Would I choose the scents of my (soy and beeswax only) candles to reflect my mood? Would I demand a certain variety of cold cut, or a giant bowl of Jolly Ranchers (citrus varieties, please)?
Actually, I doubt I’d do any of it. But it’s fun to imagine.
What would be on YOUR rider?
Tell us in the comments….
i won’t even get started on prancer and vixen: top ten christmas terms to use as euphemisms around stodgy relatives.
1. Rum balls
2. Sausage stuffing
3. Glockenspiel
4. Sugarplums
5. Little Drummer Boy
6. Yule log
7. Corncob pipe
8. North Pole
9. Nutcracker
10. Silver bells