i won’t even get started on prancer and vixen: top ten christmas terms to use as euphemisms around stodgy relatives.
1. Rum balls
2. Sausage stuffing
3. Glockenspiel
4. Sugarplums
5. Little Drummer Boy
6. Yule log
7. Corncob pipe
8. North Pole
9. Nutcracker
10. Silver bells
