haiku for online dating.
looking for web love
blurry shot cropped at the chin
recent parolee.
February 19, 2007
haiku for britney.
bald-headed pop star
oh, not girl, not yet woman
you can have my toque.
November 22, 2006
thanksku.
In honour of my neighbours to the South — and I don’t mean the dude that lives downstairs — some Thanksgiving haiku.
Tryptophan is good
White meat brings sleep of the dead
Birdie Lunesta.
Let us watch football
Grunting men in tight-ass pants
Boy, am I thankful.
Cranberry jelly
Cylinder of rosy red
Oops, the tablecloth.
Cornucopia
Why so many syllables
For such a short word?
Bread up the bird ass
Oh, delicious cavity
Stuff it. Stuff it good.
August 14, 2006
Nature Haiku For The Romantically Unlucky
Blame is like an oak
Deeply-rooted, making shade
Yes, it’s still your fault.
Our love is like rain
But no Gore-Tex can shield me
You make my hair frizz.
Your rivers of angst
Washing away my patience
No spawning for you.
Buds grow on branches
Blossom in the light of day
Get out of my tree.
