(where the title comes from)
The most perverse Choose Ye! ever…
Which sucks more?
Spiders or cockroaches?
Getting stuck in three hours of holiday traffic on a hot summer day, or getting a three-hour delay due to a snowstorm at the airport?
Stubbing your toe, or shutting your finger in the door?
Pinkeye or ringworm?
Going to the dentist or getting your taxes done?
Getting the trainee at the grocery store, or getting the newbie at Starbucks?
Having to go without showering for three days, or using an outhouse for three days?
Hayfever or heartburn?
Getting a guilt trip from your parent or your partner?
Not having internet access, or not having cable?
Watching the Shopping Network, or watching the Weather Network?
Overhearing someone gossip about you, or having someone overhear you gossiping about them?
Hanging out in a house with too many dogs, or too many cats?
Going to see Britney Spears in concert, or going to see Wayne Newton in concert?
Bad radio reception, or bad phone reception?
Telemarketers or door-to-door cult members?
Going clubbing with Paris Hilton, or clubbing baby seals? (I’M KIDDING)
The sound of someone rubbing a balloon, or the sound of nails down a chalkboard?
Accidentally stepping in gum, or accidentally stepping in… well, you know?
Spilling coffee down your shirt before work, or spilling pasta sauce on your shirt at the beginning of a date?
Answering this Choose Ye, or poking yourself in the eye repeatedly?
