the amount of caffeine I consume is roughly commensurate to the size of my eyes any given morning

people who wear too much perfume should be magnetic to random objects, like lips with too much gloss

fashion trends are like bananas — by the time you get them home, they’ve already gone bad

you should get a cookie for every hour of sleep you lose

goldfish never get song lyrics stuck in their heads

the louder the cell phone conversation, the less interesting it will be

people who refuse to dance at weddings should be called the “wallflower bouquet”

once you decide to be happy, a lot of other decisions seem easier

you should have more personality than your glasses

trips over the IDEA of a crack in the sidewalk

can snap her fingers more loudly than anyone you know

has five kinds of salt in her cupboard

talks more with her hands than with her face

can spin a good yarn, but can’t knit a stitch

likes her fish raw and her goose cooked

edits your work more quickly than her own

would like to see that in pink

is very wary of “reply all”

prizes each freckle

has special ringtones for everyone she loves… but never takes her phone off silent/vibrate

will beat your pants off at Trivial Pursuit… but let you beat her at Monopoly

never puts on a dress without doing a twirl

has both walked into, and hugged a tree this very week

loves Moleskines like moles love their skin

rescues snails from doom unless they’re cooked in butter

believes that six shots of espresso + up too late the night before + deadline + Microsoft Excel = the new PCP

laughs louder and longer than she ever cries

throws like, well… a girl. But punches like a guy

dances to the music in grocery stores

has her dad’s grouch and her mom’s Pollyanna

spends equal amounts of time on Sephora.com, WilliamsSonoma.com, and IllyUSA.com… and ignores JimmyChoo.com

will marry the man of her dreams soon enough… but never soon enough.

I have a lot to tell you!

It snowed forever and ever in Boston! Record snowfall!

Then I went to Texas! I was stuck in an airplane during a major snowstorm trying to get there! And when I went to Austin, it snowed there, too! Coldest day in 20 years!

Then our plane home had a technical difficulty and we almost didn’t get to fly!

I thought, WHOA, I have a lot of stuff to write about at my blog!

Except I couldn’t, because my blog broke!

Then the most awesome person ever fixed it, and I could write here again!

Except I didn’t, because I had some sort of a head/chest/brain cold that rendered me incapable of coherent thought!

And I still have it! I even gave it to Gradon! Or someone else did, but I’m being blamed!

Oh, and I have a giant cut on the tip of my finger that makes me go OW OW OW every time I tap it on a key! Like now! (OW)

HOW AWESOME IS THAT!

YEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Okay, now I’m completely exhausted.

But I WILL write about all this stuff, exactly at the moment you no longer care (And the world shouted, “WE’RE ALREADY THERE, MEG!”), when I’m feeling a bit less wonky.

AND… my parents’ anniversary is on Monday (#41!), so I’ll be writing about them, too!

Just not… right now.

*zonk*