other buttons facebook should add besides “like”

ouch

yikes

illegal in most states

meow!

no.

oh, your mom won’t like that

really?

that looks sketchy on my phone

no thank you

no, seriously. really?

you’re grounded

cancel or allow?

i can’t believe it’s not butter

photoshopped into oblivion

redacted

HA!

i closed the door to my bedroom before I clicked the link

that meme died four months back

you kiss your mama with that mouth?

riiiiiiiight

that just put you on the FBI’s radar

ruh-roh

go a size up

bleaching my eyeballs

my work firewall just blocked this post

my emotional firewall just blocked this post

ka-ching!

this wasn’t the part they valued at $50 billion

reset