21 thoughts on “shame… delicious shame.

  1. 1. Reading the blogs of random interesting people I find on Twitter
    (Wait, who am I kidding, my friends don’t understand the internet outside of facebook.)
    2. Twitter
    3. Crying at movies/books made for children (i.e. Bridge to Terebithia)
    4. Buying lottery tickets and planning in detail what I will do with my winnings
    5. Splashing in puddles
    kthxbye!
    Kef…

  2. I’m with iSore, though the little horse lost its cuteness when Ralph started making it a big horse. The alligator waited over a year and a half to follow suit, exemplifying the fact it’s never been as original as the horse.

  3. 1. Almost any Bravo reality show, especially the Housewives franchise.
    2. I’m with you on the salt & vinegar thing.
    3. Weeping over every single animals-in-distress commercial, video or story.
    4. Shirts with skulls.
    5. Compulsive dark nail polish purchases.
    6. Driving way too fast.
    5. Pink flannel pajamas with yellow ducks on them. NO ONE KNOWS THIS! Well, they didn’t until now.

  4. Okay, so.
    I know you have lots of unknown readers, so it isn’t odd that I read your blog and don’t know you. But I still feel a little creepy.

    Shameful joy number one:

    1. reading other people’s well-written lives.

    And oh, so many more:

    2. Trashy dating shows.
    3. Top Ramen.
    4. Yes, online personality quizzes.
    5. Almost believing spam emails that tell me I’ve won large sums of money.
    6. Justin Timberlake in any form.
    7. Wearing the same pair of jeans at least four days in a row.
    8. Actually kind of wanting those indie-hipster giant sized black rimmed glasses.
    9. Really, really, ridiculously large diamond earrings that are clearly fake and clearly cost a total of five dollars.

  5. I love Ruffles Sour Cream and Cheddar chips, any candy that is simultaneously crunchy and sour (see Giant Sweet Tarts), tarot cards, and vintage t-shirts.

  6. I’m so glad you wrote this post. I host daily internal struggles in my brain that involve me trying to like politics more than I like gossip rags, etc. Glad I;’m not the only one – and that the others out there who like the cheesy shiz I like are people I wouldn’t mind being like. Keep lovin’ Mambo Number 5.

  7. I’m 32 and I love Taylor Swift. I sing along with her songs loudly in the car. I’d like to say it’s because I work with middle-schoolers, but really it’s just because I am uncool like that.

  8. I like Gossip Girl. In fact, I am losing my mind a teeny bit, because Gossip Girl hasn’t started again since Christmas break.

    I should mention, because I’ve never been to your site before, that I am going to be 36 in 2 weeks. I really am too old to like Gossip Girl.

    Also, the new 90210 ain’t half bad.

    Earlier this week, I was overcome with the urge to consume an entire can of chili. Disgusting, especially since I was planning to make chili for dinner that night.

    (shame)

  9. I just blogged my list:

    * That “cheese” you can buy that sits right next to the salsa. Also for taco chip dipping. I could eat a whole jar of that … modified corn starch. Yum.
    * Coors Light. I don’t even think people who actually drink beer acknowledge it.
    * Uggs (just like Meg). I want those Knightsbridge boots. Baaaaad.
    * 7th Heaven.
    * Fake crab meat. Orgasmic.
    * Lipstick, lipgloss, liptint … lip anything. I’m hooked.
    * Picking my nose. It’s true. When I find a really significant booger — I’ve done my part for humanity.
    * Wiping my forehead grease on Steve’s glasses.
    * Talking in the mirror. I get it from Emma.
    * Baked Tater tots covered in mushroom soup and cheese.
    * Big Brother.

  10. My husband and I watch “16 and Pregnant” and “Teen Mom” on MTV. Like, we got really excited last week about the season finale. And we know all the names of the characters. Yes, we are almost thirty.

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