Just BEING in Sephora. I don’t even have to buy anything. Everything is so clean and pretty and SMELLS SO GOOD
Dancing around my house for a half hour after watching So You Think You Can Dance and imagining if I was not so short and so chubby and well, clumsy and prone to injury… well, what I could do
Salt
Making lists
Hot, hot showers that turn me bright red
Sleeping in until 11 on the weekends, when I clearly have other things to do
Swearing
The burny lip gloss that makes your lips blow up
Shopping at Whole Foods
Not wearing shoes
Arguing my point
Baked potatoes with mucho butter and sour cream
Doing laundry
Smacking people when they make me laugh
Cooking late at night