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ouch!
stupid snapple.
Ouch!!! Aww, Meg…
But that “I was nailed by the Best Stuff on Earth” line?
Instant classic.
I run into door jambs all of the time too. This week was a new one: in a deceptively tiny bathroom stall, I went to bend down and smacked my head on the door latch. Washing my hair has been quite painful since.
You are not alone. I too slam myself into door jambs. Close myself in drawers. All kinds of drawers, not just dressers. Whack myself with doors too. Last one was the heavy metal door leading to my underground parking. I was in a hurry and half asleep. Rammed the door into my foot and my head kept going on the same path it had been on with my feet. WHACK! Right into the metal edge of the door. But paper cuts are not my friend either…
Might I suggest toothpaste for your latest bruise? It might not deal with the goose egg but it will leech the colour of of your bruise. Bleach it right out as it were. REALLY. Trust Bruise Girl. She knows.
Oh I have a kindred soul out there, I see. I’m currently sporting a twice-bruised right knee and a possible broken left baby toe as a result of similar such hijinks.
Anytime you are feeling a little clumsy, I feel it helps to watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JocPcYBCN18
Makes me laugh and feel better everytime…
I always manage to find the door jambs too. Especially when I’m turning a corner. No idea why.
I’m incredibly klutzy but also totally unbruisable. I don’t know whether this is better or worse – I’m often in terrible & lasting pain, but I have no proof & just sound like a whiny bitch.
Happy recovery.