… that Dan Brown deserves to be the victim of a vast conspiracy.

… that blowing bubbles never gets old.

… that people who bring every conversation around to politics are the social equivalent of being beaten with a rolled up newspaper.

… that — while you DO catch more flies with honey — catching flies really sucks.

… that true love is harder and crazier than most things in life, except step aerobics and breaking open coconuts.

… that I prefer tap dancing to tap water.

… that brevity isn’t always the soul of wit. Sometimes the soul of wit is six cups of coffee and four Cadbury Creme Eggs. Oh, did you say “wit”? I thought you said “mania”. Am I shaking right now?

… that most of the things I wanted when I was 20 wouldn’t do a thing for me at 35.

… that smoked salmon and maple syrup have never made me think of Canada.

… that I’d probably even stop watching hockey if Oprah played.

… that knowing everything about someone isn’t the same as liking everything about them.

… that you don’t need to like everything about someone to love them.