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The funny thing is, if Gatorade advertised a new flavor called CANDIED COLORED URINE! I bet people would STILL buy it. And then I would laugh. Or wait, cry.
Also, I am so on board with number 13. I don’t care to nor have I ever watched Dancing with the Stars or The Celebrity Apprentice but if the Real World/Road Rules challenges count, then I’m totally guilty. MTV slipped some crack in with their programming, I think.
Oh Meg, I want to hug you for hating the phrase “going forward”, for I do too. A WHOLE LOT!
Best line ever in the history of the internet :
“DON’T FIGHT THE CURRENT, LITTLE SALMON.”
Please Twitter it so I can favorite it!
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I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thinks that about Larry King. It’s as if he’s at a totally different interview, sometimes.
Next time – you’re mine!
The thing is, my cat was really nice. She might have eaten me had I died at home, but still, she was really nice. I’m just saying.
“DON’T FIGHT THE CURRENT, LITTLE SALMON.”
I love you.
So true.
I’m with you on this list.
“I just really need you to PLUG THAT STRAIGHT INTO MY USB right now.â€
Going forward, that phrase should gain currency.
This is a brilliant list, I am not sure which I like better “plug that straight into my USB” or “don’t fight the current, little salmon”!
Dear Meg at her best is back!!
I’ve been in deep Meg withdrawal. But sweet reward! One of your BEST ever! And, hallelujah, being in love hasn’t taken away your EDGE – not in the least.
And, you are very smart to figure out how to keep us hooked with your intermittent reward system. Now we never know when the next AMAZING zinger will appear so we MUST check beck often so as not to miss it!
Very, very clever you.
Thank you for number 11! If my husband self-righteously tells me one more time how much better he feels since he gave up coffee I’m going to bitch-slap him with one hand while sipping my latte with the other.