1. Queen Helene Mint Julep Masque: Smells like toothpaste, goes on like bathtub caulk. Rinse away, and GLOW. For oilier to normal skins, especially for random breakouts.

2. Carmex: The lip balm of champions. When I get down to half a pot, I often put in a chunk of lipstick (one that’s nearly down to the nub) and melt it together in the microwave (45 seconds should do it) with the lid off. Stir with a toothpick, and you have a nice, sheer gloss that your lips will love.

3. Mountain Ocean Skin Trip: This stuff smells like the best beach you ever went to, and sinks in fast to soften skin for hours. And there’s nothing weird or chemical-y in it.

4. Palmer’s Crack Butter: Really, the name is enough to make it onto the list. Ha! But seriously, folks… it heals my heels. And anyone who knows how much time I spend barefoot knows that this is ESSENTIAL.

5. Watkins Lemon Hand Salve: My cuticles never go astray with this salve. And it smells like sunshine itself.

6. St. Ives Microdermabrasion Scrub: Gentler than you might think, and really effective for keeping skin smooth and fresh. My trick is to mix a bit with my face wash every second day to exfoliate without getting too aggressive. In summer, I’d probably use it straight up three times a week.

7. L’Oreal Vive Pro Nutri-Gloss Line: Everything is under $9, and it really does smooth your hair. Not sure about the pearl thing, but hey… it’s pink! And it works!

8. Aveeno Body Washes: Awesome. All of them. I even make Gradon use them.

9. Blistex Original: My mom would poke me in the eye if this didn’t make it on here. There is no ailment she would not try to cure with Blistex. But seriously — the sore nose you get from a cold? Blistex it! Cut not healing? Blistex it! Lips beyond repair? Blistex them! Got a lame boyfriend? DUMP HIS ASS and then… uh… use Blistex.