1. Hot tubs.
2. The groove.
3. Temptation.
4. Beanbag chairs.
5. Colleges that advertise during judge shows in the afternoons.
6. Debt.
7. A mood.
8. Arguments with automated voice systems.
9. Traffic.
10. Sweatpants.

1. The mafia
2. Columbia House
3. Amway
4. Email forward chains
5. Facebook friend requests from relatives
6. AMC Gremlins
7. Mall parking lots
8. Sleeping bags
9. Cell phone contracts
10. Waterbeds
11. Jury duty
12. “Slimming” underwear
13. Revolving doors
14. Relationships with people who cry
15. Dodge