11 thoughts on “thirty things i’ve learned in the last thirty days.

  1. Ok. Can I just say that it does not make me OCD because I don’t love it when you stick your fingers in my tea to take out the teabag. Thank you.

  2. Re #27: this applies also to people slowing way down on city streets for no discernible reason. “Hello, Mazda-driving person in front of me? Why are you slowing down? You are now 15 miles below the already-low speed limit, yet I see no squirrels, cats, or pedestrians — or indeed side streets — that would give you reason for such pause.”

  3. This is hysterical! I laughed out loud. Thanks for such a great list of jewels. Here are two of my own:
    1. Cold weather is good for covering up those people who should never have been uncovered in the summer!
    2. Questioning my motive when I am arguing usually ends the argument sooner–what’s the point?

  4. Dammit! I thought you already knew not to show fear to the Gap people! One slip and you’re done for, man! It’s over! They’ve won!

    This is why I only shop from the clearance racks.

    NO FEAR!

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