tired of the strange Wookiee noise our pipes make at night.

going off-recipe.

one bad mother… shut your mouth!

planning to drink more water.

blessed by my friends.

practical where it counts.

my own worst enemy.

bringing it.

Spartacus!

more cryptic than cryptid.

looking for my 1UP mushroom.

coining the term “hopester” for wannabe hipsters.

the end of the world as we know it, but I feel fine.

more freckled than not freckled.

pro-twirling.

a vault.

good with an egg whisk.

surprised you said that, but learning not to be.

Canadian, but there’s no way I’m drinking that crap.

on the cusp.

all for comparing apples to oranges.

number one with a bullet.

still in possession of that lovin’ feelin’.

up past my bedtime. Always.

confused by the fact that donut holes don’t fit into the holes of donuts.

a fan of the cold side of the pillow.

amazed by the timing of broken underwires.

missing you.