It’s the only province made up of uh… two countries.

We’ve got more Princes than Minnesota and England combined.

You can’t throw an iPhone without hitting a Starbucks. In fact, you get a tax credit if there isn’t one within walking distance of your home.

If you hang around the Art Gallery in downtown Vancouver, you see more burnt-out joints than an orthopedic surgeon.

The only thing people smoke more than pot is salmon.

How to spot a native of the province? They squint whenever that big yellow hurtball comes up in the sky.