and after all, you’re my wonderwall.
Frightening things that begin with two C’s : clown cars, calculus camp entertainment (actually, that’s the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen), colon cleanses, coffee condoms, and coke cake.
I wonder if Jack LaLanne lies awake at night listening to the carrots scream.
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Give him a bunch of carp, and they’ll just nibble his toes.
Nerf Uber Alles:
I always get “Osmonds” and “almonds” confused.
A little something for your Tuesday:
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:48 am
Quite possibly the most random blog post I’ve ever witnessed.
July 22nd, 2008 at 2:45 pm
“I always get “Osmonds” and “almonds” confused.”
I used to work with a Barb and a Bob. And got an inordinate amount of phone calls from people originally from Britain. And when they say “Barb”, it sounds like “Bahb” which is easily confused with “Bob”.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:48 am
Richard Cheese sounds just like Lorne from Angel, which won’t mean anything unless you actually watched Angel. Whatever.
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:15 am
Calculus….must have brought all those camp talent show memories welling up to your tear ducts. It’s not just hunks who can carry a tune -or not……..some things are just universal……
July 24th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
we used to call calculus crackulus. because the teacher had to have been on crack if he thought i was going to be able to learn how to do it.
osmonds/almonds? almonds = crunchy goodness osmonds = mormon goodness. um, i’ll stick with the almonds, thanks.
fish pedis? no thanks!
nerf? YAY!
July 26th, 2008 at 8:39 am
Lorne was awesome!
Cool video. I wish my office environment was a little more hip, and would allow for the occasional Nerf missile flying around on a Friday afternoon…
August 3rd, 2008 at 10:16 am
One of my friends just visited Indonesia, where she got a pedicure that included a carp nibble. Yikes.