Frightening things that begin with two C’s : clown cars, calculus camp entertainment (actually, that’s the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen), colon cleanses, coffee condoms, and coke cake.
I wonder if Jack LaLanne lies awake at night listening to the carrots scream.
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Give him a bunch of carp, and they’ll just nibble his toes.
Nerf Uber Alles:
I always get “Osmonds” and “almonds” confused.
A little something for your Tuesday:
Quite possibly the most random blog post I’ve ever witnessed.
“I always get “Osmonds†and “almonds†confused.”
I used to work with a Barb and a Bob. And got an inordinate amount of phone calls from people originally from Britain. And when they say “Barb”, it sounds like “Bahb” which is easily confused with “Bob”.
Richard Cheese sounds just like Lorne from Angel, which won’t mean anything unless you actually watched Angel. Whatever.
Calculus….must have brought all those camp talent show memories welling up to your tear ducts. It’s not just hunks who can carry a tune -or not……..some things are just universal……
we used to call calculus crackulus. because the teacher had to have been on crack if he thought i was going to be able to learn how to do it.
osmonds/almonds? almonds = crunchy goodness osmonds = mormon goodness. um, i’ll stick with the almonds, thanks.
fish pedis? no thanks!
nerf? YAY!
Lorne was awesome!
Cool video. I wish my office environment was a little more hip, and would allow for the occasional Nerf missile flying around on a Friday afternoon…
One of my friends just visited Indonesia, where she got a pedicure that included a carp nibble. Yikes.