Frightening things that begin with two C’s : clown cars, calculus camp entertainment (actually, that’s the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen), colon cleanses, coffee condoms, and coke cake.

I wonder if Jack LaLanne lies awake at night listening to the carrots scream.

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Give him a bunch of carp, and they’ll just nibble his toes.

Nerf Uber Alles:

I always get “Osmonds” and “almonds” confused.

A little something for your Tuesday: