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    • May 6, 2008

    15 things more likely than a full day of sunshine in Vancouver.

    Filed under: vancouver, holycowthisweather — meg @ 2:09 pm

    1. The discovery of actual science in Scientology.
    2 Ralph Nader, POTUS.
    3. Independent musicians discover shampoo
    4. Heat rash: The New Tan
    5. McDonalds and Starbucks compete for slogan: “Cheaper than gas!”
    6. Baseball players without itchy parts
    7. Blogging: Olympic Demonstration Sport Vancouver 2010
    8. Tequila Altoids
    9. Oprah Winfrey: “Don’t put my name on that one…”
    10. Global Warming offset by overproduction of Ben and Jerry’s
    11. You aren’t turning into your mom
    12. Meg Fowler: “Oooh, this is too salty.”
    13. Everyone looks good in skinny jeans
    14. Spiders, clowns, butterflies, bees rendered extinct
    15. Pope refers to nuns as “ma bitchez”

    13 Responses to “15 things more likely than a full day of sunshine in Vancouver.”

    1. Dan Grady Says:
      May 6th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

      chuckling at this list Meg — how you dream up this stuff in succession — crazy funny

    2. Rick Emmerich Says:
      May 6th, 2008 at 2:36 pm

      and 16. Meg, CEO of the Visit Vancouver Organization, VIVO.

    3. Cat Says:
      May 6th, 2008 at 4:27 pm

      You are so funny. :) I don’t know how you think up this stuff. Brilliant.

    4. Courtney Says:
      May 6th, 2008 at 4:48 pm

      I laughed out loud to the point that my mother had to ask me what I was on.

      Number nine about Oprah was especially funny — mostly because it’s SO true!

      God Bless!

    5. carmie Says:
      May 6th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

      Honeybees down here in the States are disappearing without a trace….so you might get your wish there. Clowns, unfortunately, as prolific and scary as ever.

    6. Chris Magnusson Says:
      May 6th, 2008 at 5:44 pm

      I would pay good money to see #15 happen.

    7. Richgold Says:
      May 6th, 2008 at 7:40 pm

      Butterflies? What’s up with those? I’m so with you on the spiders though. (Actually, if they’d just keep to their corners, I’d keep to mine!)

    8. Tawcan Says:
      May 6th, 2008 at 9:31 pm

      Hey come on now, it has been pretty sunny here in Vancouver the last few days.

      I’d love to see #5 happening and ROFL @ #15.

    9. Jilli Rose Says:
      May 7th, 2008 at 5:01 am

      I’m keeping my fingers crossed for #14. Clowns…ewww. so creepy.

    10. Tom Cruise Says:
      May 8th, 2008 at 6:34 am

      Between the Scientology and Oprah references, there are many Tom Cruise comments I could make, but I digress.

      And I’m not turning into my mom. Rather, and happily, I become more like my father by the day.

    11. Walt Ribeiro Says:
      May 8th, 2008 at 8:49 am

      Tequila altoids.. amazing :)

    12. Oscar Says:
      May 8th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

      16: Meg Fowler NOT being witty and funny and totally irresistible!
      17: A Dutchy spelling irresistible correctly (… irrisitible …iresistible …irresestible …)

    13. Mich Says:
      May 9th, 2008 at 9:22 am

      long time lurker… okay, this one forced me out of hiding… You made me chuckle. In fact, I’m still smiling.

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