1. The discovery of actual science in Scientology.
2 Ralph Nader, POTUS.
3. Independent musicians discover shampoo
4. Heat rash: The New Tan
5. McDonalds and Starbucks compete for slogan: “Cheaper than gas!”
6. Baseball players without itchy parts
7. Blogging: Olympic Demonstration Sport Vancouver 2010
8. Tequila Altoids
9. Oprah Winfrey: “Don’t put my name on that one…”
10. Global Warming offset by overproduction of Ben and Jerry’s
11. You aren’t turning into your mom
12. Meg Fowler: “Oooh, this is too salty.”
13. Everyone looks good in skinny jeans
14. Spiders, clowns, butterflies, bees rendered extinct
15. Pope refers to nuns as “ma bitchez”
meg, now with more tripp.
chuckling at this list Meg — how you dream up this stuff in succession — crazy funny
and 16. Meg, CEO of the Visit Vancouver Organization, VIVO.
You are so funny. :) I don’t know how you think up this stuff. Brilliant.
I laughed out loud to the point that my mother had to ask me what I was on.
Number nine about Oprah was especially funny — mostly because it’s SO true!
God Bless!
Honeybees down here in the States are disappearing without a trace….so you might get your wish there. Clowns, unfortunately, as prolific and scary as ever.
I would pay good money to see #15 happen.
Butterflies? What’s up with those? I’m so with you on the spiders though. (Actually, if they’d just keep to their corners, I’d keep to mine!)
Hey come on now, it has been pretty sunny here in Vancouver the last few days.
I’d love to see #5 happening and ROFL @ #15.
I’m keeping my fingers crossed for #14. Clowns…ewww. so creepy.
Between the Scientology and Oprah references, there are many Tom Cruise comments I could make, but I digress.
And I’m not turning into my mom. Rather, and happily, I become more like my father by the day.
Tequila altoids.. amazing :)
16: Meg Fowler NOT being witty and funny and totally irresistible!
17: A Dutchy spelling irresistible correctly (… irrisitible …iresistible …irresestible …)
long time lurker… okay, this one forced me out of hiding… You made me chuckle. In fact, I’m still smiling.
Lol, you are as funny as hell. Oh wait….what?
You mean the pope never actually calls them that???!!!