15 things more likely than a full day of sunshine in Vancouver.
1. The discovery of actual science in Scientology.
2 Ralph Nader, POTUS.
3. Independent musicians discover shampoo
4. Heat rash: The New Tan
5. McDonalds and Starbucks compete for slogan: “Cheaper than gas!”
6. Baseball players without itchy parts
7. Blogging: Olympic Demonstration Sport Vancouver 2010
8. Tequila Altoids
9. Oprah Winfrey: “Don’t put my name on that one…”
10. Global Warming offset by overproduction of Ben and Jerry’s
11. You aren’t turning into your mom
12. Meg Fowler: “Oooh, this is too salty.”
13. Everyone looks good in skinny jeans
14. Spiders, clowns, butterflies, bees rendered extinct
15. Pope refers to nuns as “ma bitchez”

May 6th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
chuckling at this list Meg — how you dream up this stuff in succession — crazy funny
May 6th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
and 16. Meg, CEO of the Visit Vancouver Organization, VIVO.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
You are so funny. :) I don’t know how you think up this stuff. Brilliant.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
I laughed out loud to the point that my mother had to ask me what I was on.
Number nine about Oprah was especially funny — mostly because it’s SO true!
God Bless!
May 6th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Honeybees down here in the States are disappearing without a trace….so you might get your wish there. Clowns, unfortunately, as prolific and scary as ever.
May 6th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
I would pay good money to see #15 happen.
May 6th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Butterflies? What’s up with those? I’m so with you on the spiders though. (Actually, if they’d just keep to their corners, I’d keep to mine!)
May 6th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Hey come on now, it has been pretty sunny here in Vancouver the last few days.
I’d love to see #5 happening and ROFL @ #15.
May 7th, 2008 at 5:01 am
I’m keeping my fingers crossed for #14. Clowns…ewww. so creepy.
May 8th, 2008 at 6:34 am
Between the Scientology and Oprah references, there are many Tom Cruise comments I could make, but I digress.
And I’m not turning into my mom. Rather, and happily, I become more like my father by the day.
May 8th, 2008 at 8:49 am
Tequila altoids.. amazing :)
May 8th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
16: Meg Fowler NOT being witty and funny and totally irresistible!
17: A Dutchy spelling irresistible correctly (… irrisitible …iresistible …irresestible …)
May 9th, 2008 at 9:22 am
long time lurker… okay, this one forced me out of hiding… You made me chuckle. In fact, I’m still smiling.