(This week’s Love List theme was suggested by my lovely roommate, Catherine, who has absolutely no shameful loves whatsoever. NOT.)
Hello!
It’s Friday!
It’s not raining!
That’s a lot to be thankful for, right there.
That’s why this week’s love list will be SO FULL OF LOVE THAT YOU JUST CAN’T HELP BUT LOVE IN RESPONSE.
But it won’t be a normal love list… no. In fact, it might make you feel a little… awkward.
This week’s love list will be based on the themes explored here and here. Need to get inspired? The comments on those posts are MAGIC.
That’s right… it’s time to haul the skeletons out of your closet and discover your innate capacity to embarrass yourself in public spheres.
Oh, wait… is that just me?
Sigh.
Without further ado, here’s an Insta-Rorshach of my personal shame spiral (And as always, feel free to do your own in comments, or post one at your blog… and no being mean about anyone else’s shame! Only good-natured ribbing will be accepted!):
SHAMEFUL THINGS I LOVE:
McDonald’s french fries (and milkshakes, and… oh, screw it… chicken mcnuggets and cheeseburgers and the McDonaldland cookies that are soooo good if you dip them in the triple-thick chocolate milkshake… ooooh)
CNN coverage of many, many embarrassing things
Watching the Weather Network Highway Conditions obsessively, waiting to see the red “Closed” locations
Long drink orders at Starbucks
Most fashion magazines I can get my hands on (InStyle, Vogue, Elle, Allure, Marie Claire, W… sigh)
Assorted other trashy hits by: Christina Aguilera, Color Me Badd (ack!), Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock, Kenny Loggins, Def Leppard, Kylie Minogue, ABBA, Jackson 5 and KISS… and so many more
Dancing around my house like Tom Cruise in Risky Business
Online IQ/Meyers-Briggs/etc. tests that really don’t tell you anything useful
The Real Housewives of Orange County (my father will be horrified)
Velour hoodies
Cherry Kool-Aid
True crime shows like 48 Hours Mystery and American Justice
Reruns of So You Think You Can Dance (never current… and only in the afternoons, in my pajamas)
Certain songs by the following boy bands and boy band breakout stars (ironic term alert!): Backstreet Boys (6 songs), N’Sync (10 songs), Jordan Knight (1 song), Justin Timberlake (2 albums!)
Those blue/red/white rocket popsicles
Emerald green eyeshadow
Smelling like a fabric softener sheet
Smelling like a cookie
Wearing yoga pants out of the house
Smelling like a mango
Kraft Dinner
Giggly texting fun
Sparkly lotion on the shoulders
Giant sunglasses
Chef Boyardee Mini Ravioli
Donettes (no, I’m not misspelling donuts… check it out)
$7 Old Navy tank tops in EVERY COLOUR IMAGINABLE! (I pretty much end up wearing one daily)
Hawaiian Tropic ANYTHING (except the bikini contest… echhh)
Too Faced Extreme Lip Injection (yes, I set my lips on fire daily)
Tater Tots
Slurpees
Wendy’s Frosty drinks
Chewing bubble gum and making GIANT bubbles
The following actors… and not because of the movies they make or EVEN SAYING A WORD: Ryan Reynolds, Jonathan Bennett, Gabriel Macht, Ryan Gosling… just to name a few.
And… uh… you?