haiku for singles.
Yes, yes, it’s that time of year. Say no more.
Remember: you’re not lonely… you’re “paring down”.
married friend set-ups
are like undies bought by mom
hello, awkward fit
ask not if these pants
make your ass look big, my friend
just take the whole couch!
eHarmony is
the Internet’s “quill” or “spray”
nature says BEWARE!
there are few people
who don’t have a match somewhere
i don’t mean your cat
all you need is love
so the song goes by that band.
yeah, right. no caffeine?
February 12th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
I love the first one… so true.
I tagged you for a meme if you want to play.
February 12th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Frankly, Easter has better candy anyways.
February 12th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
That last one is so so true. My coffee mug is my Valentine this year.
February 12th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Brilliant!
February 12th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Hehe, loved that first one, Meg.
*wipes pepsi from screen…*
February 13th, 2008 at 7:48 am
I’m single but God did I feel this…
February 13th, 2008 at 9:01 am
pairing down could be fun too.
February 20th, 2008 at 5:48 am
Brilliantly hilarious.