haiku for singles.

Posted on February 12, 2008 by meg

Yes, yes, it’s that time of year. Say no more.

Remember: you’re not lonely… you’re “paring down”.

married friend set-ups
are like undies bought by mom
hello, awkward fit

ask not if these pants
make your ass look big, my friend
just take the whole couch!

eHarmony is
the Internet’s “quill” or “spray”
nature says BEWARE!

there are few people
who don’t have a match somewhere
i don’t mean your cat

all you need is love
so the song goes by that band.
yeah, right. no caffeine?

8 thoughts on “haiku for singles.”

seven on February 12, 2008 at 5:06 pm said:

I love the first one… so true.
I tagged you for a meme if you want to play.
carmie on February 12, 2008 at 6:37 pm said:

Frankly, Easter has better candy anyways.
Sameer Vasta on February 12, 2008 at 8:19 pm said:

That last one is so so true. My coffee mug is my Valentine this year.
Cat on February 12, 2008 at 8:38 pm said:

Brilliant!
Scotty on February 12, 2008 at 9:59 pm said:

Hehe, loved that first one, Meg.

*wipes pepsi from screen…*
Don Mills Diva on February 13, 2008 at 7:48 am said:

I’m single but God did I feel this…
Jen on February 13, 2008 at 9:01 am said:

pairing down could be fun too.
Reluctant Housewife on February 20, 2008 at 5:48 am said:

Brilliantly hilarious.