Oh, it’s a rainin’. And it’s gonna rain for DAYS.

And DAYS.

And DAYS.

The worst part? No one can assure me it will EVER STOP.

Least of all the weather people in Vancouver, who have a thankless, humiliating job akin to being a stand-up comic with NO MATERIAL.

So, in order to get through these days of wet ankles and fluffy hair and SuperGulp puddles, I propose we go somewhere else.

Mentally.

It’s the ultimate Economy Class.

So close your eyes (well, you can open them to type, if you want) and put yourself wherever you want to be…

1. Ideal vacation spot?

2. Ideal accommodations?

3. Ideal daytime activities?

4. Ideal nighttime activities?

5. Ideal transportation?

6. Ideal cuisine?

7. Ideal companions?

Do tell.