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January 31, 2008

top ten erroneous beliefs: age 5

Filed under: wee meg, retro meg — meg @ 9:25 am

1. Curlers looked better IN hair than NOT in hair.
2. My stuffed animals were alive when I wasn’t looking.
3. If my mom would put more water in the bathtub, I could totally SWIM.
4. White patent leather shoes were the utmost in style. With kneesocks.
5. I should not have to go to bed.
6. I should not have to get up.
7. Nailpolish is a God-given right.
8. My “Angel Cake” Strawberry Shortcake doll was the best smelling thing on earth.
9. My brother should do whatever I say.
10. I was going to get married when I was 15.

One Response to “top ten erroneous beliefs: age 5”

  1. Jilli Says:

    my three year old thinks nail polish is a god given right already. by 5 shes going to want to tattoo eyeliner on….ugh

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