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January 31, 2008

top ten erroneous beliefs: age 10

Filed under: wee meg, retro meg — meg @ 9:55 am

1. Being the lead in the school play = career as actress.
2. Jameson Parker was the hottest man alive. (I was not alone!)
3. A dollar at the Handy Store near my Nonna’s house was A WEALTH OF CASH.
4. Hitting boys was a good way to make them love you.
5. I should not have to go to bed.
6. I should not have to get up.
7. I didn’t need a babysitter.
8. I would love my Snoopy doll forever.
9. Coats were for losers.
10. I was going to get married when I was 20.

8 Responses to “top ten erroneous beliefs: age 10”

  1. morgannels Says:

    I’m more than a little troubled to hear that you’ve stopped loving your Snoopy doll. That just sounds so sad.

  2. Raul Says:

    Oh my God. Meg, marry me now! You are SO right! I also thought Jameson Parker was the hottest man alive. Even hotter than, say - Parker Stevenson or Shaun Cassidy, or any of those other pretty boys.

  3. Coralynn Says:

    Number 4 is erroneous? Really?

  4. Jen Says:

    S Club 7 is the shit. and will be forever.

    actually, i take that back. it’s still true for me.

  5. iTex Says:

    Hey, when you were ten, you COULD do a lot with a buck at the Handy Store…

  6. Roshan Says:

    What? You don’t love your Snoopy anymore?

  7. Daisy Says:

    I must have been out of it on the “hottie” front; I liked Shaun Cassidy and Parker Stevenson. Heck, they were cuter than the book version of the Hardy Boys, even though I liked the plots better in the books.

  8. Raul Says:

    @ Daisy… no, you weren’t wrong on the hottie front. I do think Parker and Shaun were pretty hot. But Jameson Parker… *sigh*

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