top eight celebrity rumours i wish someone would start about me.
1. That I’m currently involved with Tom Brady on the sly. Or maybe just that I’m a supermodel. Same difference.
2. That I had a catfight with Oprah Winfrey in the lobby of a Jack In the Box.
3. That I’m releasing a tell-all memoir about my experiences as an NHL rinkbunny.
4. That Angelina and Brad are planning to adopt me.
5. That I’m a CIA operative trying to infiltrate the Scientologists by stowing away in John Travolta’s plane… or Tom Cruise’s dimples.
6. That I’m going to rehab for my coffee addiction.
7. That someone caught grainy footage of me blogging with John Mayer.
8. That I’m a celebrity. Period.
January 24th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
you’re a blog-ebrity. me, on the other hand …. lol.
January 24th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
I’d like it if someone started a celebrity rumour that I’m involved with Ryan Reynolds. But the truth is, the degree of my involvement with him would probably be taking notes of his research for his upcoming role in a movie. I’d still be his note-taker :)
January 24th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
I think I may have been fantasizing about number 7 a few days ago. Maybe.
January 24th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
But Meg, you are a celebrity. I actually like reading about you WAY MORE then Britney!
January 24th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I thought you were a celebrity! Geez. Now I’ve wasted all this time reading your blog. WTF. Oh, and btw, I actually do have a photo (not grainy) of me doing something with John Mayer (not blogging). Maybe I’ll post it on my blog sometime, just to make you jealous. Lord knows I’m jealous enough of you and all your fame already.
January 24th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I will never relinquish my coffee addiction. Never! Rage, rage, against the dying of the…latte?
January 24th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Wait, so what you’re saying is that you’re not famous?? Because I sure as hell think you are.
I hope someone starts a rumour that you and I are BFFE and you give me amazing writing advice.
January 24th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Can I just ditto everyone else?
Good.
January 24th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
You’re too smart and witty to be a standard tabloid celeb… keep working on being the other type - you’ll get there! You’re already on the way :)
January 25th, 2008 at 6:22 am
Hey, I saw a picture of Tom Cruise the other day, and there was just a dash of something Meggish in his left dimple…
January 25th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
oh meg, i heard it was a krispy kreem store where you and oprah had your cat fight.
January 26th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
I was drawn to your blog after following a twitter stream on politics on twitter from shel to yndygo to you. (Why? No idea.) You said, “people come to me via google to share their ignorance. i won’t link to it;)” I don’t have any ignorance to share (today anyway) and I can’t help you with this rumor issue, but I thought it might be nice if someone came to you via twitter instead of google with a comment and no links. :)