five reasons playoff football is better than dating.
1. If some idiot in tight pants approaches you, you get to knock his ass flat.
2. There’s a penalty for Offensive Holding.
3. Getting shut down? Just call an audible.
4. There’s an actual possibility of Too Many Men On The Field.
5. Three words: Backfield in motion.

January 20th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
*wide grin*
January 20th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
that and there’s a position called “tight end”
January 20th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
and it’s still best if you can throw a pass with a little touch. :)
January 20th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Genius, Meg. As ever. @John - nice one.
January 21st, 2008 at 12:22 am
Very clever! All the sweeter knowing the Patriots continue to march towards victory!