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January 20, 2008

five reasons playoff football is better than dating.

Filed under: random, listy — meg @ 5:45 pm

1. If some idiot in tight pants approaches you, you get to knock his ass flat.
2. There’s a penalty for Offensive Holding.
3. Getting shut down? Just call an audible.
4. There’s an actual possibility of Too Many Men On The Field.
5. Three words: Backfield in motion.

5 Responses to “five reasons playoff football is better than dating.”

  1. a doug Says:

    *wide grin*

  2. Jen Says:

    that and there’s a position called “tight end”

  3. John Says:

    and it’s still best if you can throw a pass with a little touch. :)

  4. Tim Peter Says:

    Genius, Meg. As ever. @John - nice one.

  5. Trevor Says:

    Very clever! All the sweeter knowing the Patriots continue to march towards victory!

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