I’m sorry, but is anyone else like WHOA WAS THAT THE HOLIDAYS I THINK I SNEEZED.
It just blitzed on by like a freight train and here I am at work and whew.
I have a new iPod. Christmas MUST have happened. Either that or I stole it, and if that’s the case, 2008 is just going to end up a complicated web of crime.
Which kind of sounds a little more razzamatazz (shut up, it’s a word) than my 2007.
So, to celebrate these “supposed” holidays, I’d like to give you a quick list, and a question…
THINGS I INTEND TO KEEP DOING IN 2008, I DON’T EVEN CARE
1. Drinking too much coffee.
2. Taking my laptop to bed (IT’S NOT LIKE IT’S ANNOYING ANYONE EXCEPT MR. PILLOW MY IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND I HUG WHO IS ACTUALLY JUST MY PILLOW BUT STOP JUDGING)
3. Not wearing correct footwear (nor corrective footwear, for that matter)
4. Playing the same songs over and over again on my iPod
5. Doing laundry almost every day
6. Continuing to smell like a cookie
7. Smiling without teeth until people force me to grin
8. Swearing at hockey games
9. Obsessing about produce
10. Perfecting the art of the momentary crush
So what aren’t YOU changing in 2008?
And why am I so shouty?
Ah well. On my sixth shot of espresso this am. Bliss.
Oh, I hear ya Meg! My list:
1. Drinking coffee with cream and sugar, diet be damned.
2. Also, chocolate.
3. Watching toxic quantities of reality TV.
4. Reading gossip rags and wedding magazines.
5. Staying up too late on work nights.
6. Cleaning the house infrequently enough to shock my mother, which isn’t necessarily saying much, but it’s less than once a week anyway.
7. Swearing like a sailor.
8. Procrastinating at work. Well okay this is bad, I shouldn’t admit this one. I am actually trying to change this but don’t really anticipate being successful!
Hmm… that’s hard
1. Reading porn before bed, but leaving the Torah there during the day (so guests don’t know).
2. Making my bed everyday, with the 6 pillows I throw off every night.
3. Tea in the am and the pm.
4. Leaving long messages on the machines of friends who don’t call me enough with all my thoughts about life.
5. Trying to date anyone who walks- dating by the numbers is so in!
6. Feeling sad when I spend more than 2 days in a row alone in the evening- grrr… it’s okay!
7. reading blogs at work.
8. letting my roommate make me dinner- yum Asian food!
Oooh, so much better than resolutions!!
1. Never spending more than 5 minutes on one thing
2. Coffee, coffee, coffee
3. Starting 1,000 projects and finishing 1
4. Clinging to my overly romanticized idea of love
5. Changing my e-mail signature way too often
6. Abandoning the hope of ever becoming a morning person
7. Letting my cat sleep on my bed
8. Wearing my favourite perfume, even if it isn’t available in Canada
9. Embracing my natural hair colour
10. Eating popcorn for dinner
1. never answering the phone
2. obsessively running
3. washing my dog twice a week (at least)
4. and our towels (on sanitary – not the dog though)
5. drinking daily Caramel Frappuccinos during the desert summer months
6. buying clothes at Diesel
7. planning around the TV schedule
8. buying a book every time I walk into a bookstore
9. spending time in the sun
10. reading this blog and commenting
I’m not changing my personality, musical tastes, or…
hm…
Probably not going to change very much in 2008!
1. Trying to lose weight by eating lots of sweets
2. COFFEE! Of course!
3. Loving the ocean
4. Juggling badly
5. Watching too much TV and not caring
6. Skipping songs on my iPod
7. Playing Snood
8. Ice cream. Often.
9. Blogging.
10. Laughing at inappropriate things and/or times.
1. The library at least once a week
2. Reading at least 3-4 books a week (see above)
3. Coffee every day, the sacred moment when TOO-GODDAMN-EARLY becomes I love mornings! Wow! Look at that sunrise! Can you believe it’s only 6? From snarling beast to affable human!
4. Gardening, poorly
5. Cursing at bad drivers
6. Popping zits
7. Walking every day
8. Sunscreen
9. Chocolate
10. Blaming flatulence on the dog
Shoot, taking the laptop to bed annoys my VERY REAL husband, and I don’t care.