Reality television. In any form.

Pop psychology.

Parents being competitive on their children’s behalf.

Large belts cinching everything.

Heel calluses.

Celebrity pregnancies.

The size of my butt.

Sunday night stress-outs.

Hair extensions.

The term “snark”.

My wireless router’s issue with my bedroom.

Horror movie remakes.

Juices with too many kinds of juice in them.

Passive-aggressiveness.

The monochromatic shirt/tie combo.