meg’s halloween list: twenty things that scare me. really.
1. Kiefer Sutherland
2. Butt implants
3. Insects that make noise when they move
4. Brie cheese
5. The stuff that collects at the bottom of trash cans
6. Anthony Robbins
7. The theme song from “Deliverance”
8. Red denim
9. Professional bodybuilders
10. Pickled animal parts
11. Spiders
12. Stains that cannot be removed
13. People on leashes
14. Junebugs
15. Oprah Winfrey
16. Spray tanning
17. MySpace
18. Clowns
19. Microspray
20. That I could name 19 things I feared in a matter of seconds
October 31st, 2007 at 2:46 pm
What! Brie cheese. you’re insane, but I may have already guessed that one…
October 31st, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Hmm… something that comes in a semi-rubbery shell with a creamy, smelly inside. To me, that sounds like a recipe for disaster.
October 31st, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Any offspring of Donald is plain scary, though I liked him in the first season of 24. Then you combine 3 & 11 and you’ve got me - a spider that you can hear walk across your carpet. It’s real. I’ve seen it. Be afraid.
October 31st, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Keifer Sutherland? Really? Hmm. Interesting. I’ll have to look a little closer to see
what’s so scary.
October 31st, 2007 at 4:38 pm
1. Facebook
2. The possibility of Facebook stalking.
3. Having friends of mine deny me on Facebook.
4. All the while, I have to admit - I don’t have Facebook. Scary huh?
I tend to be fairly fearless, in general. I get afraid of crossing national borders, and policemen yelling.
October 31st, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Wasn’t 14 already included in 3? And I see you didn’t mention butterflies…
October 31st, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Well, I can only mention so many things in a list of twenty. I didn’t even get to Ron Jeremy or “spicy” sushi.
October 31st, 2007 at 8:20 pm
Yeah, I was with you except for the brie. That’s just nuts.
October 31st, 2007 at 10:52 pm
I have to agree with comment 1 on the Brie cheese…oh, Brie with homemade cranberry chutney…mmmmmMM!
November 1st, 2007 at 5:50 am
Religion scares me.
Keifer scares you!! I can understand some in your list but Keifer? And what do you have against Oprah?
November 1st, 2007 at 6:05 am
I’m glad that Myspace beat out clowns!
November 1st, 2007 at 9:22 am
Oh no! I love Kiefer. Although he shouldn’t drink and drive :( I tell you, if I ever get lost, I’m gonna ask that Jack Bauer come and find me.
November 1st, 2007 at 2:52 pm
i must ask Kiefer Sutherland in general or Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer? or Kiefer Sutherland in Flatliners.
November 1st, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Kiefer in LOST BOYS. AAAAA!
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:52 am
AHHHAHAAH we just watched that… i love that movie he kills me in that EVERY TIME!!
November 3rd, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Until recently, my brother lived in a small town in Brie. When he remarried a few years ago, I went over there. I recall standing in the mayor’s office while he read a proclamation, presumably having something to do with his authority, when I noticed through a window that there were cows in the pasture outside. I thought to myself, “those are very important cows: they make Brie.” They didn’t look scary at all.
(By the way, they may all be called Brie, but they’re different in every town. And, in light of comment #2, I bet you’re really frightened by Camembert. Or Morbier! Yeah, Morbier: that’ll finish you for sure. Vive la France!)
But otherwise, your list is just brimming with things that are wrong, several of which should be hunted for sport and killed.