This is my 900th post.

Which doesn’t actually mean too much at my blog, because I’ve actually written 1354 posts.

I just deleted the other 454 because I thought they were boring, or thought you thought they were boring, or they made my mom cry, or I was getting freaky Google hits.

This is not a recommendation for what remains, of course. I’m sure I’ve left a lot of tripe/fluff/silliness behind.

BUT!

In honour of this, the 900th Post Not Yet Deleted, tell me a little about YOU! Delurk! Come on out! Hello!

1. Who are you? (be as thorough or as vague as you like)
2. What are you wearing?
3. What’s the last thing you ate?
4. How did you get here? (the blog, not the planet)
5. Been here long?