maybe…
I will write a book. Of essays. About stuff. And also things. And I may publish it myself here. Would you buy it?
I will actually stop being an emotional hermit crab.
I will re-do my bedroom based on a bed like this.
I will buy this pair of boots in Chesnut and make a mockery of everything I have said about them in the past year.
I will start buying fresh flowers once a week.
I will learn to bake bread that is edible.
I will buy this lamp.
I will let go of resenting that bastard.
I will keep sleeping soundly. But go to bed earlier (!)
It’s really hard to say either way.

October 3rd, 2007 at 10:28 am
Yes, I would buy it.
Just don’t pair the Uggs with a mini and legwarmers. Please?
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:34 am
Oh, no. Jeans and knee-length jean skirts only. And like, cords or whatnot. Just not a mini. And not yoga pants. Unless I’m just running to the store. NO, WAIT. NOT EVEN THEN.
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:54 am
Yup, I would buy it. I published my book that way - it’s easy.
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Love the lamps. My Mom and I both love them. She’s directed me to find her a pair at St. V de P or a yard sale (ah, yah right Mom! When I find them, their mine, miNE, MINE! Mooohahhahaha).
Sorry. It’s been a while since we’ve agreed to anything.
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:30 pm
I’d buy it! Even if it weren’t about stuff or things.
October 4th, 2007 at 7:38 am
What bastard!!!- or- which bastard!??
October 4th, 2007 at 9:13 am
I expect a box of the books - autographed - all of them - and I will read all of them - eventually
October 4th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
i love you but i hate that bed.
October 5th, 2007 at 8:23 am
What do you hate about it? I think it looks kinda weak there, but once you add lots of white duvet and pillow love, it just all looks cushy. I like cushy.
October 5th, 2007 at 8:23 am
And Carmie — NEVEREVEREVER.