meg’s halloween list: twenty things that scare me. really.
1. Kiefer Sutherland
2. Butt implants
3. Insects that make noise when they move
4. Brie cheese
5. The stuff that collects at the bottom of trash cans
6. Anthony Robbins
7. The theme song from “Deliverance”
8. Red denim
9. Professional bodybuilders
10. Pickled animal parts
11. Spiders
12. Stains that cannot be removed
13. People on leashes
14. Junebugs
15. Oprah Winfrey
16. Spray tanning
17. MySpace
18. Clowns
19. Microspray
20. That I could name 19 things I feared in a matter of seconds
