1. Juice (how much I love it, how it can change your life, what kind I bought today, do you want some?)
2. My gray hairs (how many there are, how horrifying they appear to me, how I can no longer date 22 year-olds as a result)
3. Windows XP (how much I loathe it, how often it crashes)
4. Blogging (how funny my commenters are, what I’m going to write about next, who I wish I could write like…)
5. Insomnia (how fun sleep would be if I only knew how, what I got done instead of sleeping)
6. My total physical disrepair (how it appears my ear is falling off, what is that rash on my leg, is one eye larger than the other?)
7. Things I should be saving for (everything I don’t have, what do you mean, stop buying coffee?)
8. The weather (why is it raining? why is it only sunny on weekdays? what is it like in san diego right now?)
What do you talk about so often that you drive everyone nuts?