1. Just how bananas I’d look if the paparazzi followed ME around all day long.

2. If moms should transition to “BFF” status before their kids turn 25.

3. Why someone isn’t following me around with a tray of pastries. And also? Why I nearly typed “pasties” there.

4. If eating salsa at 10 pm was part of the reason I didn’t sleep for longer than half an hour last night.

5. Why, for the thousandth time in a row, the sun is emerging on Monday after a crappy weather weekend.

6. How to be honest about frustration without resorting to crabbiness.

7. If I have time this week to bring sexy back.

8. How one actually gets up the gumption to redecorate… and I don’t just mean ripping out pages from magazines and going, “And that colour paint… and those pillows….”

9. Why a shirt I hate can go stainless for years, but a shirt I love seems to pull dirt out of thin air.

10. If I will ever stop cringing at the term “skinny jeans.”