everything I need to know I learned from sesame street.
Don’t listen to people sticking out of garbage cans.
If they care enough, even a frog and a pig can find true love.
Friends only you can see are still your friends.
Life is better when you live with your best friend. And a duckie.
Embrace your size, even if you’re a giant bird.
Get to know the people in your neighborhood.
Once you learn the alphabet and how to count to 12, you can totally do 80% of the jobs available out there.
Don’t trust anyone who constantly asks you to tickle them.
If you can figure out which one of these things is not like the others, dating will be MUCH more easy.
It’s okay to just eat cookies now and then.
You only need two words to measure intimacy: NEAR… and FAR.
July 13th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Thanks for reminding me of that cookie lesson today. I’m in sort of an All Milanos All the Time, Other Food is Stupid and Useless place at the moment. It will pass by tomorrow. By “now and then” you meant “one day a month”, right?
July 13th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Just heard you on Crave, nice work.
July 13th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
“C” is for cookie; that’s good enough for me! Oh, cookie cookie cookie starts with “C”!!!
July 13th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
I love this.
July 13th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
Any one from Mac Land remember the Oscar icon? “I love trash. I love it because it’s trash.”
July 13th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
But you also learn that you CAN live in a garbage can if you really wanted to.
July 14th, 2007 at 2:07 am
That was AWESOME.
July 14th, 2007 at 7:47 am
Ha! Great post, had me chuckling :-)
July 14th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
If you can figure out which one of these things is not like the others, dating will be MUCH more easy.
Hehe. That just kills me.
*heads off for work, still chuckling…*