how to be 30% more annoying.
1. Start more sentences with: “Does this look infected to you?”
2. Three words: American Idol Ringtones.
3. Look enviously at anything anyone is eating, and say, “I wish I could eat (insert name of food here), but it goes straight to my hips.”
4. Quote any of the following: Paris Hilton, Jerry Seinfeld, Oprah, Sigmund Freud (or any animated series.)
5. Forget your wallet when you go out. A lot.
6. Three more words: No Pants Fridays.
7. Get a panicked look after you eat anything, and say, “Was there nuts in this?”
8. Listen to anyone’s plans of any kind, and say, “Well. Must be nice…”
9. Three more words: Harry Potter Fanatic.
July 11th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
What’s wrong with No Pants Fridays?
July 11th, 2007 at 7:02 pm
I’m currently having a No Pants Wednesday, but I work from home, and the AC vent over my office is jammed shut.
Ditto-ing the forgotten wallet.
July 12th, 2007 at 11:47 am
meg, you say harry potter fanatic like it’s a bad thing….
July 12th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
1. Start more sentences with: “Does this look infected to you?” correction: this makes you a thousand times more annoying
2. Three words: American Idol Ringtones. Sing along time!
3. Look enviously at anything anyone is eating, and say, “I wish I could eat (insert name of food here), but it goes straight to my hips.” Or my ass. But really just my gut. God, how I miss bread. Are you going to finish that?
4. Quote any of the following: Paris Hilton, Jerry Seinfeld, Oprah, Sigmund Freud (or any animated series.) What if I quote you?
5. Forget your wallet when you go out. A lot. Bastards.
6. Three more words: No Pants Fridays. There is nothing wrong with no pants fridays. I find them refreshing.
7. Get a panicked look after you eat anything, and say, “Was there nuts in this?” buah ah ahhhhhh
8. Listen to anyone’s plans of any kind, and say, “Well. Must be nice…” I work with these people
9. Three more words: Harry Potter Fanatic. What else is there to bide my time with until the next American Idol?