mailbag! or the post in which meg discovers that no one really cares and all her traffic is actually coming from people searching for “emotionally distant” and “the other guy from Wham!”

I’ll be honest with you, chickens.

This girl is tired.

And when this girl gets tired, (which she really should be more often, given that she barely sleeps, yet spends her days fidgeting and futzing about like a wind up toy… but the caffeine! oh the caffeine makes us a real girl! a real girl!) she loses track of what she means to say.

This turns every blog post I write into one of the following three things:

a) Mental tapioca
b) Mental Ikea Playroom Balls
c) Mental cord tangles behind the television set

You think that sounds good, but what I really mean is:

a) Mushy
b) Random
c) Chaotic

And while those may be the three most accurate descriptors EVER for me as an individual, I’d rather my blog not be quite so… like that.

SO.

SOMETHING ELSE FOR A MOMENT!

QUESTIONS!

Do you have any? Any at all?

About me?

About anything?

About what’s on my iPod?

About my favourite cheeses?

Be specific.

I pledge to answer them as best I can if you leave them in the comments of this post.

GO!

ten annoying songs that get stuck in my head and nearly kill me several times a year.

1. Dreamweaver — Gary Wright
2. Give It To You — Jordan Knight
3. It Takes Two — Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock
4. Somebody To Love — Jefferson Airplane
5. Theme Song from The Greatest American Hero
6. I’d Really Love to See You Tonight — England Dan and John Ford Coley
7. Hands — Jewel
8. Black Velvet – Alannah Myles
9. Danger Zone — Kenny Loggins
10. Miami – Will Smith