wait thirty seconds. it’ll change.
Sunny!
Rainy!
Sunny/rainy!
Snow!
Hail!
Wait, no! HEAT WAVE.
Oh, crap. Rain.
It’s 3 degrees!
Two hours later: 31!
Vancouver weather is known for being consistently rainy, but that’s only a small portion of the story. No, we get all the other kinds of weather, too… we just like to fit them all into the SPAN OF A SINGLE DAY.
For Pete’s sakes.
So, in order to make myself feel better about the fact that I somehow needed both sunglasses and an umbrella on the way to work today, a small list:
TEN THINGS THAT ARE MORE UNPREDICTABLE THAN VANCOUVER WEATHER
1. Paris Hilton’s jail sentence
2. Ted Haggard’s sexual bent
3. The amount of children in Brad and Angelina’s family from day to day
4. Olympic figure skating judges
5. Britney’s ability to wear undergarments after 6 pm
6. Radio formats in Vancouver
7. Tom Cruise’s ability to sit on a couch
8. Jewel’s voice
9. The temperature of McDonalds’ fries
10. The Canucks’ defense
