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    • June 29, 2007

    nurse, I think someone unplugged my drip.

    Filed under: angsty — meg @ 9:01 am

    “Hi, I’m Meg, and I’m a Facebookaholic.”

    “Hi Meg!”

    “I honestly thought I could handle it on my own, but now it seems like I update my status multiple times a day (even though I’ve just been sitting at my desk drinking coffee), and I can’t seem to go an hour without trying to search for some guy I had a crush on when I was seven. Or thirty. Or whatever.

    I realized I had a problem today when I got an error message and started to tremble.

    I don’t think it was the two pots of coffee.

    But that’s a different addiction altogether.

    What was I saying?”

    This is how you know it’s Web 2.0… it starts with “Hey.”

    Well, hey yourself, Facebook.

    LET ME IN.

    12 Responses to “nurse, I think someone unplugged my drip.”

    1. barbie2be Says:
      June 29th, 2007 at 9:10 am

      meg, dear… step away from the facebook.

    2. Ashley Says:
      June 29th, 2007 at 9:54 am

      I KNOW!!! I’m getting the shakes as we speak.

    3. Bev Says:
      June 29th, 2007 at 10:40 am

      I had the same withdrawal symptoms myself. I was afraid it was my computer or something.

    4. iSore Says:
      June 29th, 2007 at 10:55 am

      Hmmm - might need an intervention

    5. Mom Says:
      June 29th, 2007 at 2:49 pm

      Just Say NO! more!! Your life is much too important to be usurped by Facebook.

    6. HollowSquirrel Says:
      June 29th, 2007 at 7:33 pm

      as someone who recently suffered a devasting coffee on laptop accident, i was quite alarmed at your capricious coffee/facebooking behavior. my flippin caps won’t lock and look at me. i’m a mess. just be careful… if you’re computer is completely fried, you won’t be able to tell your facebook friends for DAYS. The horror!!

    7. Johanna Says:
      June 29th, 2007 at 10:44 pm

      I don’t NEED Facebook. I just like it. A lot.

    8. SmartCookie Says:
      June 30th, 2007 at 7:16 am

      I suffer too. Have you seen the Graffiti wall application? I love it!

    9. Shane Says:
      June 30th, 2007 at 1:12 pm

      Addict.

      (glances in a mirror)

      Oi.

      I shut up now.

    10. ~Tim Says:
      July 1st, 2007 at 12:57 am

      I searched for you on Facebook. There were eight pages of Meg Fowlers (and variants)! I had no idea that is such a popular name. Or do you have separate pages for multiple personalities?

    11. Her Bad Mother Says:
      July 2nd, 2007 at 9:42 am

      That is how you know. That is totally how you know.

    12. Kristen Says:
      July 2nd, 2007 at 1:33 pm

      I’ve been putting off taking my laptop in for servicing b/c of my addiction. ;)

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