You can Google “muffin joke” and find the very one. I don’t know why it makes me laugh so hard.

I mean, I’ve told it completely deadpan a million times, after we heard it on THE BACHELOR. That’s right, on The Bachelor.

AND IT’S NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY.

For some reason, though, I could barely get it out yesterday. By the end of the night, I could tell it without losing it, and when I would laugh, Catherine would abuse me and tell me I was just being silly by that point.

But I AM silly.

I’m just not telling you the joke.