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June 25, 2007

best moments of a rocky monday.

Filed under: let me count the ways — meg @ 3:04 pm

(Because someone told me to “look for the light.”)

1. Trying to tell the Muffin Joke. I cannot make it through the Muffin Joke. Honestly. There is no hope for me with the Muffin Joke. All I do is laugh and laugh and laugh. It’s the best joke on earth.

2. A cold can of gingerale and a very skinny straw.

3. All my plants are getting too big for their green plastic pots.

4. Scrubby lemon soap in the shower this morning.

5. I got to work before it really rained.

6. Black ballet flats with white polka dots.

7. My sweet roommate making dinner plans for us.

8. The fact that our bottle of Lysol at work has a “cozy.”

9. “Damn, Girl” on my iPod when I was running to catch the bus. I was all Mary Tyler Moore.

10. Three words: Peanut. Butter. Cup.

10 Responses to “best moments of a rocky monday.”

  1. bz Says:

    well, can you at least make it all the way through typing the muffin joke?

  2. Corrie Says:

    10. Those are almost the best three words there are.

  3. Amanda Says:

    I want to hear the muffin joke. Perhaps you should record it on an audio file and we can all laugh as you laugh? Now that we’ve heard your voice, we want more!

  4. Kami Says:

    I agree, I want to hear the muffin joke!

  5. Shannon Says:

    *while jumping up and down and flapping arms*

    “Muffin joke! Muffin joke! Muffin joke! I wanna hear the muffin joke!”

  6. iTex Says:

    Do you know the Muffin Joke?
    The Muffin Joke?
    The Muffin Joke!
    Yes I know the Muffin Joke, I heard it on Drury Lane…

  7. Joni Shoulders Says:

    Please, please tell the Muffin joke! This has even motivated me to stop lurking and leave a comment. :)

  8. ie Says:

    Ok…jumping on The Muffin Joke bandwagon. I’m also intrigued…lemon scrubby soap? Do link please! It sounds yummy.

  9. Benya Says:

    TELL IT. Or someone else will.

  10. ~Tim Says:

    Look for the light? All they tell me to do is move toward the light. I don’t think that’s the same thing….

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