wait thirty seconds. it’ll change.
Sunny!
Rainy!
Sunny/rainy!
Snow!
Hail!
Wait, no! HEAT WAVE.
Oh, crap. Rain.
It’s 3 degrees!
Two hours later: 31!
Vancouver weather is known for being consistently rainy, but that’s only a small portion of the story. No, we get all the other kinds of weather, too… we just like to fit them all into the SPAN OF A SINGLE DAY.
For Pete’s sakes.
So, in order to make myself feel better about the fact that I somehow needed both sunglasses and an umbrella on the way to work today, a small list:
TEN THINGS THAT ARE MORE UNPREDICTABLE THAN VANCOUVER WEATHER
1. Paris Hilton’s jail sentence
2. Ted Haggard’s sexual bent
3. The amount of children in Brad and Angelina’s family from day to day
4. Olympic figure skating judges
5. Britney’s ability to wear undergarments after 6 pm
6. Radio formats in Vancouver
7. Tom Cruise’s ability to sit on a couch
8. Jewel’s voice
9. The temperature of McDonalds’ fries
10. The Canucks’ defense
June 22nd, 2007 at 8:51 am
HA! Great list. Denver weather is like that too.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:13 am
Edmonton weather has looked a lot like Vancouver weather. It’s so humid here lately that I can’t help but think someone’s trying to torture us for all the nice “dry” heat we usually have. And the dry cold, but that’s an entirely different kettle of fish.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:54 am
Hahahahaha! Hilarious.
June 22nd, 2007 at 12:50 pm
AWESOME list. You’re brilliant.
June 27th, 2007 at 9:20 am
Very funny!