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Good Idea: Drink lots of water to keep body hydrated and allergies at bay.
Bad Idea: Forget to buy Reactine for two days in a row, feel face swell up to epic proportions

Good Idea: Go shopping!
Bad Idea: Go shopping for a staid, darker, more conservative funeral ensemble right before summer hits (Pink peasant skirts?)

Good Idea: Get a latte
Bad Idea: Spill it on your pants while standing with others in the all-mirrors elevator

Good Idea: Text your friend a good morning message
Bad Idea: Forget to look at the screen before pressing send

Good Idea: Bring old dress to be drycleaned to avoid lack of outfit for funeral
Bad Idea: Nearly forget purse and everything else in zeal to remember dress

Good Idea: Wear your hair in an easygoing ponytail
Bad Idea: Twitch like you’re having a fit every time it touches your neck

Good Idea: Write an entry on your blog
Bad Idea: Write an entry about absolutely nothing