seven reasons why watching playoff hockey is better than dating.

Posted on April 22, 2007 by meg

1. It only takes seven dates to figure out whether or not it works.

2. Everyone is pretty up front about scoring being the objective.

3. If he denies saying something stupid, you always have video replay.

4. No heels required.

5. If you get confused, you can turn to your coach for advice, instead of Cosmo.

6. Men wear actually wear uniforms to indicate which team they’re playing on…

7. Hand passes are permitted in the defensive zone.

11 thoughts on “seven reasons why watching playoff hockey is better than dating.”

Megan on April 22, 2007 at 8:45 pm said:

Agreed. Now if only the Wings could seal the deal…
Phil on April 22, 2007 at 9:22 pm said:

And you can’t get away with icing.
Sean Orr on April 22, 2007 at 9:50 pm said:

Dump and chase is actually a good thing.
Roshan on April 23, 2007 at 2:22 am said:

And you can say “Wanna puck”?
meg on April 23, 2007 at 5:06 am said:

Offside!!
Bozoette Mary on April 23, 2007 at 6:26 am said:

I’m trying to come up with some other egregious pun involving “checks” but… I got nothing.
aka_monty on April 23, 2007 at 7:18 am said:

And there’s always the possibility of high sticking. ;)

(got a little something for you, stop by when you’ve got a sec)
notsoccer mom on April 23, 2007 at 10:19 am said:

oh, these are great!!!
Dale on April 23, 2007 at 1:22 pm said:

You know there will be intermissions, so going all night for an overtime goal is not so daunting.

That and- stoppages in play are a part of the game.
Megan on April 23, 2007 at 2:09 pm said:

Also, it’s perfectly acceptable (and can be endearing…think Dany Heatley) when they have no teeth.
Jamie on April 30, 2008 at 8:35 am said:

When things get desperate you can pull your goalie.