seven reasons why watching playoff hockey is better than dating.
1. It only takes seven dates to figure out whether or not it works.
2. Everyone is pretty up front about scoring being the objective.
3. If he denies saying something stupid, you always have video replay.
4. No heels required.
5. If you get confused, you can turn to your coach for advice, instead of Cosmo.
6. Men wear actually wear uniforms to indicate which team they’re playing on…
7. Hand passes are permitted in the defensive zone.
April 22nd, 2007 at 8:45 pm
Agreed. Now if only the Wings could seal the deal…
April 22nd, 2007 at 9:22 pm
And you can’t get away with icing.
April 22nd, 2007 at 9:50 pm
Dump and chase is actually a good thing.
April 23rd, 2007 at 2:22 am
And you can say “Wanna puck”?
April 23rd, 2007 at 5:06 am
Offside!!
April 23rd, 2007 at 6:26 am
I’m trying to come up with some other egregious pun involving “checks” but… I got nothing.
April 23rd, 2007 at 7:18 am
And there’s always the possibility of high sticking. ;)
(got a little something for you, stop by when you’ve got a sec)
April 23rd, 2007 at 10:19 am
oh, these are great!!!
April 23rd, 2007 at 1:22 pm
You know there will be intermissions, so going all night for an overtime goal is not so daunting.
That and- stoppages in play are a part of the game.
April 23rd, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Also, it’s perfectly acceptable (and can be endearing…think Dany Heatley) when they have no teeth.
April 30th, 2008 at 8:35 am
When things get desperate you can pull your goalie.