Thanks Mom & Dad!

We’ll miss Quinn, but he was never so good at perfectly reflecting my nose in photos.

1. THE BIGGEST LATTE OF ALL TIME. I know, I know, my need for these things is both ridiculous and kind of caloric, but that’s my addiction and I’m sticking by it. Sleep be damned!

2. 14 hours of uninterrupted sleep. Oh, how I love irony.

3. Willie Mitchell, so I can thank him for his “save” last night… and NO, STARS FANS, IT DIDN’T GO IN ALL THE WAY.

4. A masseuse. Erm, I would like them to get their hands on ME.

5. A giant bowl of fresh berries. Mmmm, berries.

6. A swimming pool all to myself. Maybe one of those ones with a disappearing edge that absurdly wealthy people have at their oceanfront homes. I would swim and swim and swim until I could not swim any more. Which is a long time. And then I would float. Which I can do pretty much forever.

7. The cute little Lacoste sport flats I saw in that store that were adorable yet stupidly expensive and would only be worthwhile to spend money on if they were FREE. Yes, I know what I just said.

8. French fries. I don’t know why.

9. The perfect springy raincoat-trenchy thing, which would probably look ridiculous on me because I don’t wear the right shoes. But nonetheless.

10. A puppy.