can’t sleep. clowns will eat me.

If you’ve been around here very long, you’ve read something about (or seen comments by) Christina. She’s one of my co-workers, and an all-around good sort.

She even loves the robin’s egg-espresso colour combo that seems to be infecting my wardrobe and interior design efforts as of late. And Starbucks. And musician boys (she married a drummer.) So we have a lot in common.

One thing we do NOT have in common, however, is a fear of rebar.

Christina? Is petrified of rebar. Do you know what rebar is? Let me show you (Christina, don’t look!):

I don’t think she believes rebar will jump out and attack her, but I DO think she is somewhat concerned that she might fall on some rebar, and be injured or impaled by it.

I don’t think there is a scientific name for this fear. But it’s real.

And she probably shouldn’t have told me.

After Johanna noticed a story in one of our free dailies about a man getting stabbed in the face with rebar, she said, “Ooh, we better not let Christina see that.”

I ran to show her.

She feels a little faint right now.

I don’t know why I’m such a jerk, really, especially considering I have some very weird fears of my own:

Clowns
Butterflies
Scorpions
Blue foods
Losing my hair
Cutting my fingernails too short and touching styrofoam

What are you scared of, both rationally and irrationally? What totally makes your skin crawl?

3 days in a row!

Ahhh, sunny.

It does my heart more good than I can possibly express. Maybe some signs are pointing to me experiencing some sort of SAD, but I’m not so sure. After all, rain doesn’t make me depressed… it just pisses me off.

But sun! Sun! I love sun! Sun makes it all okay again, and that’s what matters.

In fact, sun makes everything SO okay that none of the following things has irritated me in the last 24 hours:

1. My allergies (go Reactine!)
2. Rachael Ray
3. Shoes
4. That horrid, horrid “Lips of an Angel” song
5. Nancy Grace
6. The obsessive love people have for “The Sopranos”
7. The strange, strange way my bangs behave
8. The motion light in the backyard
9. The way all the Vancouver free dailies are basically information culled from blogs
10. Oprah (ok, ok, I lied. But it wasn’t until this morning)

See? Life is practically PERFECT when the sun is shining.