15 thoughts on “which totally explains the mafia.

  1. At least you have a reason for being a paranoid, antisocial, jittery freak. I, on the other hand, was just born that way. ;)

  2. …soooo THAT’S what that was when we were on the phone!!!—You goof!-I’ll bet NO ONE noticed! You always sniff divine.

  3. a) make sure the garlic is cooked and that should help avoid a garlic hangover.

    b) apparently eating raw parsley helps reduce the garlic from repeating on you. Instead of just freshening your breath, it gets to the source – your stomach, where the garlic is sitting.

  4. Smelling like garlic the next day is half the fun of eating it!

    It is almost as good as eating asparagus and smelling it again when you pee.

    Food = fun smells.

    It could be worse. You could be flatulent.

  5. You are waaaayyyy more socially responsible than I am. I loves me some garlic! and passerby beware

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