Me: I wish life were more like Super Mario.
Cath: Oh?
Me: I would totally bump my head against random things if I thought coins might come out.
Cath: Yes, I could see that.
Me: Also? I would love it if a free life just popped out. I mean, hello, I see a cartoon mushroom, I’m chasing that thing. No two ways about it.
Cath: Who wouldn’t?
Me: Exactly. And if I already had a free life, I would chase it for you.
Cath: Thank you!
Me: There just aren’t enough cartoon mushrooms around, you know?
or feathers that make you into a flying raccoon.
I have had that exact conversation!! Whoa! ;)
Kinda sounds like maybe you ingested a cartoon mushroom before having this conversation? hmmmm?
I would opt for pushing the button that makes you jump. Effort free is how I like things.