Me: I wish life were more like Super Mario.

Cath: Oh?

Me: I would totally bump my head against random things if I thought coins might come out.

Cath: Yes, I could see that.

Me: Also? I would love it if a free life just popped out. I mean, hello, I see a cartoon mushroom, I’m chasing that thing. No two ways about it.

Cath: Who wouldn’t?

Me: Exactly. And if I already had a free life, I would chase it for you.

Cath: Thank you!

Me: There just aren’t enough cartoon mushrooms around, you know?